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Haze
Tasteless food
Running down the stairs just to catch a bus when the lift broke down...(I live on the 12th floor)
Assholes
Wake up early
Dirty socks
Running out of cash...Even the ATM machine tells me I am a poor bastard..
Unstable internet connection
Lag
Crap mamak
Distraction
Lousy housemates
Wankers
Smoker
Pimps and whores
Rempits
Low lifers

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The journey continues.....

A new journey has begun.... I'll probably be away from the blogging scene for a couple of weeks coz no internet access at the hostel so I'd take this opportunity to thank the loyal readers and blogmates out there...
Not forgetting I'm leaving behind some great peeps

Jovan- You are one of my best fren and I know you since childhood.. Never really had the chance to be the same class with you during high skool but we get to meet during tuition class and that's when crazy shit starts to happen every fucking time.. Hope everything will be fine for you and hopefully by December you don't have to go for all those tests and burn "Golden Paper" at Ratu Mutiara if you know what I mean..All the best!!..Keep on hunting burgers man!!!

Shaun- Know you since Mr. Yew/Ewe (Forgot how to spell his name...Sorry sir!!) tuition...Those time you were fucking loud...Alwiz with Roger, Charles, Leonard and Jade and do crazy shit...I still remember the time when you said to the tuition teacher you gotta go out to buy exercise book and came back with curry puff...What the fuck man??? But then now you have changed and become the enlighten one...The Buddha.. But this Buddha still say the words like Fuck, Cibai and etc!!! But at times got his own philosophy but most of the time...I would say 70% is "gila" punya philosophy...All the best in whatever you're doing..

Phoebe- I also dunno how I know you but ever since I know you, this girl is really gila sometimes... Hahaha...My bad...I know I am also gila.. If I need a swimming pool, I'll definitely call this girl but looks like you're gonna shift to other place so I gotta find Nellie already...No choice...But that'll probably happen in 2 years or not at all...Gotta make frenz with the Nepalese guard...Namaste!!!...Good luck in your future undertakings too..

Nellie- Dude, you owe me Death Note 2...You got big problem la...Call you, dun wanna answer..SMS you sometimes dun reply...Nudge you in MSN also no reply..But anyways...Your sins are forgiven!!! HAHAHA.. Great to have you as a fren too...However, please answer our calls when we call you!!!...And in future, please borrow me your C-Class Kompressor again...And please dun look down on Jovan's driving skill...Who's the one who drives manual transmission???..All the best to you too..

Arjan- It's good to catch up with you during MSN...Get to know what the hell is going on and all that...And our "political views" are about the same...HIDUP DAP!!!! HAHAHA..Or Pakatan Rakyat...

Joseph- Also one of my childhood fren, from doing shits like locking Aaron Gan in the museum..Damn...We made SXI got blacklisted...How cool is that??? Playing football, lepak, play game and etc...Seriously you are one cool mofo...Kip on rocking..

Dinesh-I'd love to spend some time wif you before I leave, but I got tons of shits to do...Sorry man...Say sorry to Elmo too...If you are actually reading this blog...Guess we'll see each other during Deepavali or Thaipusam then...

Julian-I'll see you on Monday...So the end...Hahaha.. Geek!!!

YCC- Dude, good luck in your future undertakings...Don't be emo and all...And Poetry is not the way to get chicks these days..You just gotta go and do your "thang" if you know what I mean..

Anuar aka Randy- You are one crazy motherfucker after I've known you from Orientation Camp..Sick ass bastard mofo...I do hope you can ask the indian babe to visit your candy shop one day!!!...Hahaha...And you are probably the only one who watches Lost until SEASON 5 for goodness sake!!!.. Just like me...Hahaha..I'll be back next year and we are gonna do deep analysis on LOST SEASON 6...See ya during convocation..

To the rest who I did not/forgot to mention, it doesn't mean I don't love you guys but I am blogging this at 5am...Give me a break aite!!..

I love all of you...MUACKX!!!!

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Lost Season 5 Finale

Lost Season 5 : Destiny Calls

Firstly I do not know why many of my frenz don't watch this wonderful TV series...In fact to me it's one of the best yet... Maybe only complicated people like me will probably understand complicated TV series... It's already Season 5...Ooops..The Finale...
Next year would be Season 6 and hopefully the mystery will be unfold...
Season 5 is probably one of the best yet...It even has a twist towards the ending.. And the best is [It is no longer about the island itself]...It's a time travel island or should I say it's an island that has enourmous pocket of energy[Electromagnetism plays in this role of energy] that can take u back in time or take u forward to the future or etc...[If you are able to control it!!!].....
Many may think this tv series is shit as it takes u back and then flashforwards and many will be confused...But if you are loyal to this series like me who followed this series in the TV from Season 1 since 2004 to Season 3 and then download from Season 4-5 and probably season 6 too which is the end of all the seasons aka the series itself...You ain't gonna be confused...In fact Season 6 is gonna be the most highly anticipated Lost Series ever...
To the Lost Fans out there...I am pretty sure you will say the same...

Cast of Lost Season 5
From left to right: Michael Emerson as Ben Linus, Henry Ian Cusick as Desmond Hume, Jorge Garcia as Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Josh Holloway as James "Sawyer" Ford, Elizabeth Mitchell as Juliet Burke, Mathew Fox as Jack Shephard, Jeremy Davies as Daniel Faraday, Naveen Andrews as Sayid Jarrah, Yunjin Kim as Sun Kwon, Evangeline Lilly as Kate Austen, Terry O'Quinn as John Locke, Daniel Dae Kim as Jin Kwon and Ken Leung as Miles Straume.

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Success

Strive
Unity
Commitment
Character
Enterprising
Synergise
Sacrifice



Being a variable myself, I am gonna think of these 7 words that formed into this one word that will affect my life and others as well.... And this will be attained by a variable itself when that variable is being thrown into the Shithole...

P/S: Failure is not an option

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Masterpiece

Firstly, Insomnia again..
Secondly, I couldn't believe it but YES, I've completed my [Masterpiece]...
The masterpiece that will be unveil very soon..
And 3rdly, I am going back to bed now since it's bloody 4:14am
And lastly I am gonna cover myself with a blanket and ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Time machine

I wish I have a time machine rite now... I'll probably freeze time or forward it to a few years of my studying life... All those memorizing and research and assignments and etc.. They are killing me...And I actually would love to spend more time with my family, my GF and some of my close frenz before I actually leave...But this is inevitable...I have about one more week... I really wish I have a time machine so that I don't have to go the shithole that soon...
Shithole is a shithole because living cost is high, people aren't friendly..[They don't have the time to socialise nor say hi to u coz all they care is $$$ cause with $$$ they will be able to get some fresh pussies]...
Travelling in shithole is just like using your own finger and dig out your own shit and literally eat it coz it's just shit...It's worse than living in a countryside of Finland and walk for a few miles to the nearest train station so that you can go to the town of Helsinki... Shithole is there for a reason...They produce they best quality shits that no one can ever imagine...Crime and vices in shithole are number 1 in the entire world...
I actually miss my dad and mum after what they have done...I can't believe I am saying thank you to them after all the crap I have received from them which they are doing it coz it's for my own good...
Wanna thank my GF and also my frenz whenever they are there for me or when I am in my bad times or down or watsoever...
To the losers out there...Wish u all luck too...And to the wankers out there...Wank harder...

P/S: Not forgetting the alcoholics,
drug abusers,
pimp daddy and etc..

Keep on rocking till the world comes to an end...

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Constants and variables

Daniel Faraday enlightens me with this shit about constants and variables... So technically my constants that is currently fixed would be shits like my 12 hours of sleeping time, boring daily routine like watching DVD or just laze around at home doing nothing or going out wondering what to do or just visit my GF and watch Lost.. My variables would probably be the actions I am doing like moving from one point to another point... I lost my 6 packs and now it becomes one bloody round tummy...(I would call it a 6 in 1 muscle)...I am just too damn lazy to work out or move about or do anything..And the best thing is I left a few more days (I would say) in PG and I am off to a place where they call it the [SHITHOLE]...The [SHITHOLE] would probably turn me into an undead zombie...And I am beginning to know why some of my frenz miss their hometown so badly... I used to tease them about being mad for going back to hometown every week...And now...I don't wanna leave my hometown coz I am beginning to miss my authentic PG food.. Most of all is the environment and every single shit about PG...The air that I breathe in PG and etc etc etc...My soul is in here...
The way PG'ites cuss around saying (Lanciao, Cibai, Keong Kan, Sio Kan, Sio Pu, and etc etc...)..[Sorry for being such an asshole posting up some profanities here but I can't help it]....
I am gonna miss all this words coz this is the authentic PG language... The language where everybody understands... I still remembered this incident where some really authentic PG fella meets up wif his another authentic PG fren...And straight his conversation starts with

A: Wei, macibai lu eh...A neh ku bo kua tiok lu liao...Lu si ki ta lok keong kan tuah ta lok eh sua khang????
B: Bo eng la...Cho seng li la...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

What the fuck does all this PG rude language gotta do with constants and variables I wonder...

Anyways, back to the relativity of physics here... We human beings are like variables and we can change the chain of events if we do not focus too much on the constants... Hence destiny can be altered if we focus on the actions that we do rather than living based on fate, luck or chances... Start to put in your own effort and initiatives to attain certain things that you want....

P/S: I am on a new level of madness here.............

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My Songs

Seriously I haven't listen to my normal radio station (Hitz.FM) for 2 years... And I don't even know who tops the Billboard at the moment coz I have been listening to Ministry Of Sound, Housexy, Cafe Del Mar and etc... I remember the last time I ever listen to radio and she topped the Billboard Chart was Alicia Keys..And that's all I can remember...
The other day I just went in random and so ya..Listen to Hitz.Fm for a while and I couldn't take it for 3 minutes...I came across this song..I dunno wat BOOM BOOM shit by BEP (Black Eyed Peas) and it's pure rubbish... I have no idea why the producer or a music composer can come out with such a crap...It's soul-less, passion-less, and.. one word for it...BULLSHIT...
I hope some music producer out there can make something with more soul and passion in their work... At least something like Coldplay, Alicia Keys or even Kylie is better than the BOOM BOOM shit by BEP..

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Finale

Well I couldn't really believe it myself that it has to come to the end of my coll's life and I am graduating with a diploma in no time. I didn't even have the time to post in 6 weeks and I couldn't share some of my ups and downs during that intense 6 weeks I had so I really would like to say sorry to the peeps out there who actually follow my blog and I guess they probably lost faith and got frustrated with not even a single shit in this blog updated in the recent 6-7 weeks....
But then again, I would say this is one hell of a finale and I'm gonna miss my M40 classmates very much... To those who already waiting to graduate just like me...(Congrats)
And to those who will face their final battle, I'd like to wish'em good luck and do your best, (Do or Die thing) so be strong..The Finale boys and girls..

Good luck to some of my M40 mates here:
Goon Kang Wei
Lim Peng Tat
Julian Ooi
Adrian Khor
Cheong Chee Heng
Keong Kent Yen
Lau Zhen Xian
Goh Eng Chin
Goh Kuan Lok
Foo Shu Rong
Alex Toh

And Congrats to some of my M40 mates here:
Li Man Kun
Alicia Ooi
Karen Chuah
Ho Shou Yun
Jonathan Lim

See ya guys in some other time...

P/S: M40 is one of the greatest chapter of my life....

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Week 1 of Final Year Project

Gonna graduate soon but before that...Final Year Project
Things to do are:-

• Formation of subgroups
• Briefing
• Brainstorming.....
  
  Enough of this crap......ZzZzZz
  
  

Now things to submit in week 2 are:-

• Organizational Background
• System Proposal
• DFD
• Business Rules
  
  

Now I am done with organizational background....Objectives....(ZZZZZZZZZ)
System Proposal (done), DFD (done) and Context Diagram (Done)...Phew..

 DFD (shitzer)

I feel there's some redundancy in my DFD...Anyone can help??? Fuck.. Nahh...Still have like 48 hours more before I am gonna present this piece of shit... Bless me...Good luck to me..
Haha...Fuck it...

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Timetable Sem3 M40

Day Time Unit Code Lec Venue
Mon 1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL DKD

Tues 12pm-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp B
  1pm-3pm AACS3134 OLL Intranet
  3pm-4pm AEMS1612 ARD T210

Wed 11am-12:30pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Thurs 9:30am-11pm AEMS1612 ARD DKD

Fri 11am-1pm AACS3134 OLL Comp C

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My Valentine.....

Dry Lager aka Pale Lager aka Asahi became my companion during valentine's day. Not being "emo" or anything, just cause I was pissed after spending some unnecessary $$$$ in a lousy restaurant so I was then..Fuck it...Let's get some lager and my GF said aite..No prob..
Nothing much happened except trying to make ourselves drunk and drive wrecklessly which it seems to be impossible coz I am here blogging so there you go...
Drunken Munkie have high endurance towards alcohol...

Verification wise: He can't get drunk!!!!!!...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........

Anyways Happy Valentine's Day to you sweetheart

Drink you mofo

Somebody please stop him!!!

Wat the???

Drink again? Your liver's gonna burst

Your liver's gonna burst too!!!

How can we resist this???
It's bloody Asahi for god's sake

Bloody Ichiban and Kimochi

Ichiban means Good I think???
Kimochi means FEELS DAMN GOOD I think??

I dunno Japanese...
Coz I learn Japanese from JAV(Japanese Adult Video)

Fuck it if I am wrong!!!

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How bout some weeeeeeee !!~~??~~!!

Insomnia hits me again...Nahh...Gonna sleep soon..I guess??
Oh it's Friday now...Looking at the clock on the bottom right of my screen..(2:08am)
Ok gonna sleep soon..Gonna just scribble my shit I did yesterday so that I can read this back and laugh to myself when I am 50 years old...

Shit that I did was, Pang Sai, went to No.3 (If you are from Penang you should know!!!!) with my frenz, met one of my old high skool mate there at No.3.. Edward Soon(Bola) ..
Just as some people thought that people will not hire me coz I am just gonna work for 2 fucking weeks...Oh ya...Just got that job... 

Best part of the job...
1. Flexible Time
2. I'm gonna work for 2 fucking weeks
3. I'm just as lazy as the supervisor
4. Good pay  

P/S: Kay Kay ah.... They are not going to hire me rite???? Sure or not???? LMAO!!!!
         And I'm not gonna work for one month... 2 weeks!!!!! 

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10/2/2009

Bored to death...Woke up, makan, went to dar's place to help her finish the flower, back, chat, went for a job interview..Oh ya...Job interview..No feedback yet..Back now..
Blogging...This lame ass shit...And gonna click publish post in 5 seconds..

Something for users out there to see after so much of porn. Give the pornstars a break, they need a break too. Excessive porn will lead to fatigue of the pornstars...

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Back From The Dead

..Virtual Drunken Munkie is alive..
~Finally~
WooGaGa

Finished My Bloody Semester
Everything seems passable except my last fucking paper..
Such a wanker, just such a wanker

Looks like this blog is dead for several months
DEAD

Sorry to the peeps out there
More excitement to come
Don't worry
Sit back and relax
Wait till this blogger have a good rest and food, some chilled beer then everything will be back on track


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