Adam or Ape?

or

No matter what you believe in, we are beings that engage through
INCEST
It all started when Seth married Azura from Adam and Eve's story..
And Apes?? Need I explain more??

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Once in a lifetime

This is another once in a lifetime thing...

At 6mins and 7secs after 5 o'clock on Aug 9th 2010, it will be 05:06:07 08/09/10. This won't happen again until 3010.

Sick of this rubbish coz I won't be a wanker waiting till it's 5am and Ooh La La...

P/S:
I don't mind pretending the
5 o'clock for the PM version
where the fact it's already 1700
if you do the 24 hours format

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What a day !!!

It's 10:46 am blogging from office...
For the past 2 days [Tuesday & Wednesday] I've been busy doing some really mentally retarded stuff for one organization..
Who the hell downgrade software???

It's like abortion if I wanna put it in a really Uber way..
Supposedly a 2 hours job turns out to be a 2 days job coz of incompatibility issues and conflicts in the registry and the system.. Thanks to downgrading you mofo!!!

And the best part is I didn't even realise it's already Thursday and today.. What a day!! I am super sleepy thanks to no one assigning me a task..
Regretted for not applying MC and get some beauty sleep at home...
Argghhh

P/S:
Is the word Gaga a very "IN" thing now?
I see the word Gaga everywhere
Gaga Chicken Burger
Gaga this and that
What's next?? Nanny Gaga

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This is me

I think I am one of the laziest mofo you can ever find on the streets..
My intern is gonna end in like 2 months time and what do I learn from there?
Nothing...Yes..Literally nothing
Cause most of the stuffs that they guide me... Actually I do know
The problem is that sometimes I gotta pretend like I do not know anything so that they can teach me or actually converse with me thinking like I am an idiot [Which I am not]
But you know... Just to put on some display and also improve my acting skills and pretend like one idiot... Then they'll send me to here and there and work and all. The best part is.. After finishing it in like 30 mins which the work supposedly need around 2 hours for them to finish it.. I'll probably like mehhh... [If you know what I mean]

The question is why do I even wanna pretend like an idiot when I already know all that stuff
The answer is pretty simple.. I am only motivated to work when there's loads of $$$
I can finish my bloody allowance in one night... They are exploiting intern workers/trainees by paying you significantly low amount of $$$ and asked you to perform like a worker which is paid like rm2k-rm3k...

So I might just work like how they pay me... Reduce my productivity level in work and laze around and pretend like a fool...



Hence, this reminds me of a very old TV series that was aired on ntv7 when I first watched it when I was around standard 2/3..
The Pretender...

Quote of the day:
There's no great genius without some touch of madness

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BBQ at office

Had BBQ in my office via Farewell for Ms.Lim as she is leaving the company yesterday (31/7/2010) [Just for my reference in case I sudah nyanyuk in like 30 years from now]
The fun part wasn't the bbq but it was the Blackjack with the guys with liquor.. The game is pretty simple.. If you're in casino.. You do want to get blackjack so you can WIN but yesterday was a different thing. You draw cards and you try to avoid getting blackjack and make others to get blackjack so that the one that has Blackjack will be forced to drink liquor..

But it was one of the most mehhh party I've been.. Leaving at 1am is like c'mon!!

Tomorrow is monday and Argghhh... Topic is what food you crave the most for breakfast?? Is that even a topic?? How bout a Beluga caviar on top of a cookie for an answer

Listening to Coldplay's first album
Parachutes..
Their most uber album ever

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