Another no-lifer outing

First of all, again no-lifer outing...Damn and it's now officially Sunday, 3 something a.m.///\\\
And blogging at this time is again another good evidence of no-lifer....
Aite, I think i should start on friday's shiz niz... Free at last from lotz of crapz... First thing I did when I was back home was rode my bike, speed like my mum's on crack and just forget about every shiz niz coz everything that was on my mind at that moment was just ride to the freeway...
Then met Fee Bee along the way, cycling shiz niz wasn't really fun...Then at nite, ais kacang, ferringhi and other shiz niz...Met one of my cool bro..Joseph Lim in Ferringhi...Suddenly he became a DVD seller??? Hahaha...

Midnite:Friday/Saturday
Bulldog showing off his stupid tricks again by having his burger and pointing middle fingers..Another no-lifer...

Bulldog showing off his tricks

Saturday

Woke up quite early...Still the clock turned two digits when i woke up...But consider still early la...11am...Some mofos will be still sleeping like a pig at this time..Nothing to do..Laze around
Then again met my bro Joseph while I was on the way fetching my sis back from tuition...

Nitelife... Again doing no-lifers crap...This time hang out with bunch of crazy wankers again..
Had a 6 inches bread crap shiz niz in Subway....YCC the fat mofo had footlong man...
CK joined in this time for our no-lifer convo/en-kang this time...So long din meet him man..
As usual Jul also tag along la...He is the driver what...
Then "minum kopi" again and catch up with old memories for like 2 or 3 hours...By that time we realised it was already 1am plus...Jul decided to drive around and tour around Penang's hot spots..
Then stopped again at Gurney Drive...Looking at cars and giving honest opinions about cars..
What to do??? I'm a media critic/automobile critic...
And for the first time giving good reviews on Proton cars...Hahaha
I mean compare and contrast between Wira and the new Saga or maybe Gen 2

Wira
More asian looking and normal stranger will think it's a Japanese car if that wanker doesn't know Proton is from Malaysia.....

New Saga
Looks more European and slightly sleek...Kinda like the smaller version of the Audi during the 90s...

Good stuff about the Proton: Air-cond... Nothing can beat Proton's air-condition...It's simply astonishing...Mercedes air-conditioning also can't outwit the Proton's air-conditioning...

What the hell happen???? From no-lifer to car reviews???.....

Aite back to no-lifers.... Just got home and now it's 3a.m. plus.....fuuyoh

PS:Will be having canopy walk in Penang Hill about 3 hours from now.....Bloody wankers...

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Kena TAG by YCC...

This geezer just tagged me and I myself being such a wanker play this game coz just being bored as hell...

Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag will have blessings from all.

1.Do you believe in love at first sight?
love at first sight?? haha..it depends on the circumstances...

2.Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Lotsa place mate: Puerto Rico for the beach and culture, Switzerland for the peace and mountains, Ibiza for the nightlife and probably Scotland for the Gaelic language...

3.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I believe this question is for some bollocks

4.What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Loved ones??

5.If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I'll donate it to the poor!!!...(Serious)... Coz money ain't that subject material for me...
Am I that good??? LOLZzzzz...Probably start a company? Invest? Buy a property and definitely one Aston Martin...The leftovers I'll just give some to my parents, support my sis' education and probably support my GF's education if I have one at the moment...And some charity la...

6.If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Someone that I truly love..Yes..

7.Movies that I enjoy most?
City of God....(Not about GOD at all...A brazillian movie...Bloody ACE man...)

8.What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Honest, loyal, trustworthy, loving, caring, pretty, sexy, crazy like your mum's on crack...Damn that's a lot of requirementzzz....

9.What annoy you the most?
Salesperson??? Haha...Totally agree with YCC... (Bug off......To that wanker)

10.Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
How bout both?? LOLzz... A hug that will make us feel warm and a kiss that will get us high!!!

11.Will you choose a girl who is good looking but not that smart or a girl who is not that good looking but quite smart?
Well to answer this question, I'll have to go for the not so good looking but smart coz I can't communicate with a retard but for my preferences, I'll choose the one with good-looking and smart...How's that sound????

13.Will you join politics?
Politics, Hmm... Ask me this question when I feel like retiring...

14.Are you a shopaholic or not?
Depends where?? Haha..

15.If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
My sarcasm and my laziness???...Hmmm...Maybe more..

16.What's on ur mind right now?
Sleep? Nuhh.. One more practical test to go and one more final assignment before I can sit back and chill...Yippee..

17.What's the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
Seen?? Hmm... Some wicked black magic crap..... Heard?? I didn't know your language was that good...First time hearing you speaking...(Well I'll have to admit I am a bit under the radar this semester compared to last semester)...

18.What is the nicest moment that ever happened in ur life?
I have lots of them?? Can't type all of it at once la..

19.Do you believe that love can be everlasting?
It is suppose to be everlasting..

20.What will you do today if tomorrow Earth is gonna be destroyed?
Yada yada... I'll try to save EARTH today...

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One more down, one more to go

Coursework tests been contributing lotsa headache to me. Just had one written test on web page this morning and it's bollocks. I don't understand why they wanna give theory questions all the time. I guess I screwed up my theory part coz I just don't get what is the purpose of asking us theory questions. It will be the same scenario if I ask you folks out there do you know what is a supermarket??? I mean be more practical for once...I'll rather teach those folks how to shop in the supermarket rather than teaching them what is a supermarket!!!!
Probably this is the main reason why people in here don't know how to utilize their technical skills when they are in the working field coz everything in here is about books, notes, memorising... Treating us like some infant memorising the multiplication table!!!....
No offence to some smart arse that putting on 70000 bhp of power to burn their midnight oil just to memorise some crap in books and do well in the exam and be proud of their achievement...
Is that even an achievement??? That's like worse than no-lifers chilling in some coffee house listening to lounge music.... Anyways, what is done is done and I am looking forward for my last practical lab test and I can get to relax after that...

P/S: Presentation on Wednesday, Lab Test on Fri and .........................
Before I forget, I gotta find more pics for the assignment.......

That's all for today's chapter...

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En Kang...(Trash talking)

Well it's been a while I haven't log in to my blog and post...So sorry about that. Anyways, yesterday was just being crazy again. Socialise in Coffee Bean...by Julian Ooi (Kononnya)...First called me and say his cousin coming so asked me to call out some girls to SOCIALISE... Then change venue to autocity in between then as usual me and YCC screw Julian a lil bit and stick back to the real plan...Socialise in Coffee Bean...
Did the socialising crap by Julian worked??? Definitely NOT...Wouldn't say it didn't work totally...Just that the socialising became something what we called as En Kang(Hokkien) meaning Trash Talk(Ingles) and that is when the fun part began...
A table filled with 5 local lads sitting down and having sips of coffee and En Kang...What did we En Kang??? You wouldn't wanna believe it... Things that normal people with an average IQ of 200 wouldn't be able to interpret our encrypted language...
So first intro one girl to YCC coz they knew each other through the virtual world but not in the real world...So finally they met...Ok Yippee...Then as usual I brought my very loyal (Bulldog) with me coz he is the (MAT ROMEO)...(Pimping ever since he knows how to pimp)...So the 4 of us sat down while waiting for the main guy who came out with the stupid idea of SOCIALISING... Ordered some drinks and trust me...Coffee Bean is not about the coffee anymore...It's so sweet like your mum's having diabetes...
Minutes later the main guy (Julian) came with his starship troopers helmet...Moments later a bit of intro here and there, the En Kang (Trash Talk) began... Talk about our fren's imaginery friend, an object with the subject material of its own class; CODE NAME [The THING], and etc...
I thought the girl that came and join our En Kang community might be bored...But it turns out that she doesn't even wanna go home after knowing my other peers for 2-3 hours...Asked her wat time she wanna go back coz I don't wan her daddy to cut my jewels off if you know what I mean(By that time it's already like 12.30am so early ya)...Still she refuses to go home...After En Kang for about 3 or 4 hours, then it's time to go home la fren cause our bulldog need to be tied up by the tree...We may be no lifers but we still got a home...

P/S: Lifeless mofos...Every Saturday En Kang in some coffee house...Interested plz call the wealthy man Julian Ooi who lives in a wealthy place for more info...

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Couzzz

Managed to chat with my couz online a few hours ago. Hmm, seems like more than 12 hours ago. Well what to do, one is in Penang and one is in Sacramento. Seems like everything is ok for her so I just wish her all the best then. Send her some of the pics and that was like about 9am plus(27th Feb 2007)...
Then she said she was tired so she went for a short nap.. And guess what, I also took a very "SHORT" nap and next thing I know, I woke up at 15:00...(LMAO)... (Liyana, if u are reading this...I told you I'm gonna wake up when the clock turns two digit)...
And I know many people also wondering why I have a mixed parentage cousin... Please LAH my frenzzz....WAKE UP LA JACKASSes...We're living in MALAYSIA...After all, we are all a bit of mix here and there just like ROJAK...I also tak tau I campur apa pun...Perhaps campur a bit of Arctic and Antarctic shizniz....Then I'll be some ESKIMO MOFOsss.... Still dreaming I guess...
Ok done some shiz nizzzzzz....Wanna sleep but yet wanna finish my DVDs before college starts..
Come back fast couz...(Miss DVD hunting with you and most importantly you bring back some cool shitz back from the states....If you read this...Get me something...Ipod or any damn thing)

With couz in airport..

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Unimaginable Thoughts

A few hours ago my fren and I were chatting and suddenly we talk about the pool of frens that we currently have. And I told him as we move along the path of life, we definitely gain more frenz but he was saying don't you realise that we also lose some frenz as we move along the path of life. His sayings was quite true.
Then he started saying about have you ever thought of when you die, which friend will turn up for your funeral. And if your soul did float around you'll be able to see which fren actually turn up for your funeral, pray for you and even cried for you, but then again you are dead. You are helpless and you can't do a single thing. You wanna thank them but yet you couldn't.
And we started saying about God, Heaven and Hell and he said he wants to reach the enlightenment and I was like by the rate of porn you are watching, are you able to reach enlightenment??? [Sigh].. Then again he said "I doubt I would end up in heaven", "I guess all of us might end up in hell". Yet again who created the stories of God, Heaven and Hell...This subject material may be sensitive and may offend some people however have you ever thought that maybe Heaven and Hell does not exist?? Is it just some conspiracy created by someone a few millenium ago by some parents just to scare the shit out of their children so they can do some good deeds??? And the story of Heaven and Hell continues from generations to generations up until this day????
Maybe we are part of someone's dream and when that person is awake, all this would be gone??? We are working our arse off and it is part of someone's dream??? All this is just some conspiracy shit like Area 51?? Could it be that??? I am still wondering but yet again it is never answered. Maybe my fren and I were drunk or even psycho to some of you but then again [There is no great genius without some touch of madness]

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How beautiful Penang is??

I'm not lying but this is located at one of the beaches in Penang. This is real. Not a hoax or anything. The pics were taken by my lovely Nikon cam. The moon light that shine upon our beautiful sea is just lovely. The effects of the whole thing I would say is the moon itself. Just lovely.

Penang is just lovely

Another lovely shot

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