En Kang...(Trash talking)

Well it's been a while I haven't log in to my blog and post...So sorry about that. Anyways, yesterday was just being crazy again. Socialise in Coffee Bean...by Julian Ooi (Kononnya)...First called me and say his cousin coming so asked me to call out some girls to SOCIALISE... Then change venue to autocity in between then as usual me and YCC screw Julian a lil bit and stick back to the real plan...Socialise in Coffee Bean...
Did the socialising crap by Julian worked??? Definitely NOT...Wouldn't say it didn't work totally...Just that the socialising became something what we called as En Kang(Hokkien) meaning Trash Talk(Ingles) and that is when the fun part began...
A table filled with 5 local lads sitting down and having sips of coffee and En Kang...What did we En Kang??? You wouldn't wanna believe it... Things that normal people with an average IQ of 200 wouldn't be able to interpret our encrypted language...
So first intro one girl to YCC coz they knew each other through the virtual world but not in the real world...So finally they met...Ok Yippee...Then as usual I brought my very loyal (Bulldog) with me coz he is the (MAT ROMEO)...(Pimping ever since he knows how to pimp)...So the 4 of us sat down while waiting for the main guy who came out with the stupid idea of SOCIALISING... Ordered some drinks and trust me...Coffee Bean is not about the coffee anymore...It's so sweet like your mum's having diabetes...
Minutes later the main guy (Julian) came with his starship troopers helmet...Moments later a bit of intro here and there, the En Kang (Trash Talk) began... Talk about our fren's imaginery friend, an object with the subject material of its own class; CODE NAME [The THING], and etc...
I thought the girl that came and join our En Kang community might be bored...But it turns out that she doesn't even wanna go home after knowing my other peers for 2-3 hours...Asked her wat time she wanna go back coz I don't wan her daddy to cut my jewels off if you know what I mean(By that time it's already like 12.30am so early ya)...Still she refuses to go home...After En Kang for about 3 or 4 hours, then it's time to go home la fren cause our bulldog need to be tied up by the tree...We may be no lifers but we still got a home...

P/S: Lifeless mofos...Every Saturday En Kang in some coffee house...Interested plz call the wealthy man Julian Ooi who lives in a wealthy place for more info...

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Couzzz

Managed to chat with my couz online a few hours ago. Hmm, seems like more than 12 hours ago. Well what to do, one is in Penang and one is in Sacramento. Seems like everything is ok for her so I just wish her all the best then. Send her some of the pics and that was like about 9am plus(27th Feb 2007)...
Then she said she was tired so she went for a short nap.. And guess what, I also took a very "SHORT" nap and next thing I know, I woke up at 15:00...(LMAO)... (Liyana, if u are reading this...I told you I'm gonna wake up when the clock turns two digit)...
And I know many people also wondering why I have a mixed parentage cousin... Please LAH my frenzzz....WAKE UP LA JACKASSes...We're living in MALAYSIA...After all, we are all a bit of mix here and there just like ROJAK...I also tak tau I campur apa pun...Perhaps campur a bit of Arctic and Antarctic shizniz....Then I'll be some ESKIMO MOFOsss.... Still dreaming I guess...
Ok done some shiz nizzzzzz....Wanna sleep but yet wanna finish my DVDs before college starts..
Come back fast couz...(Miss DVD hunting with you and most importantly you bring back some cool shitz back from the states....If you read this...Get me something...Ipod or any damn thing)

With couz in airport..

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Unimaginable Thoughts

A few hours ago my fren and I were chatting and suddenly we talk about the pool of frens that we currently have. And I told him as we move along the path of life, we definitely gain more frenz but he was saying don't you realise that we also lose some frenz as we move along the path of life. His sayings was quite true.
Then he started saying about have you ever thought of when you die, which friend will turn up for your funeral. And if your soul did float around you'll be able to see which fren actually turn up for your funeral, pray for you and even cried for you, but then again you are dead. You are helpless and you can't do a single thing. You wanna thank them but yet you couldn't.
And we started saying about God, Heaven and Hell and he said he wants to reach the enlightenment and I was like by the rate of porn you are watching, are you able to reach enlightenment??? [Sigh].. Then again he said "I doubt I would end up in heaven", "I guess all of us might end up in hell". Yet again who created the stories of God, Heaven and Hell...This subject material may be sensitive and may offend some people however have you ever thought that maybe Heaven and Hell does not exist?? Is it just some conspiracy created by someone a few millenium ago by some parents just to scare the shit out of their children so they can do some good deeds??? And the story of Heaven and Hell continues from generations to generations up until this day????
Maybe we are part of someone's dream and when that person is awake, all this would be gone??? We are working our arse off and it is part of someone's dream??? All this is just some conspiracy shit like Area 51?? Could it be that??? I am still wondering but yet again it is never answered. Maybe my fren and I were drunk or even psycho to some of you but then again [There is no great genius without some touch of madness]

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How beautiful Penang is??

I'm not lying but this is located at one of the beaches in Penang. This is real. Not a hoax or anything. The pics were taken by my lovely Nikon cam. The moon light that shine upon our beautiful sea is just lovely. The effects of the whole thing I would say is the moon itself. Just lovely.

Penang is just lovely

Another lovely shot

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Retardation

These are examples of retardation of my frenz in college and public places.
Enjoy

Look at his shoes..Lala or Dukao??

This one also Lala or Dukao??

The photographer is mad..Snapping pics of people's feet

Gaming or programming??

Rejects from Tg. Rambutan...Too retarded

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Memories of being 18

It was just a random day, like any other day. But this is how things got hot and heavy when some bunch of alcoholics including myself celebrate someone's b'day...It was actually my 18th b'day..This memorable day is not for myself but it's also a tribute to some bunch of alcoholics...The pictures says it all..

What???

Gotta give chance to non-alcoholics with some coke

Finally it's unleashed

After 7 minutes, look at the time there...00:07

Tribute to the alcoholics..Find us a rehab...

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Attention Nior Neiss...

Nevermind the Nior Neiss. Just some crap for catchy phrase. Anyways I won't be blogging for approximately 3 weeks starting from now due to Final Exams. Very sorry peeps out there. Will be back after 29th Jan. See ya peeps and gosh. Why exams??? Damn. No time for me to upload New Year pics and my B'day pics too. No time to sign in this thing. But I love my blog no matter what. Luv ya peeps out there as well.

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